A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was “nervous” but photos […]
“What can I get for you?” the shopkeep asked. Matthew replied, “well my good man, you see I’ve had the good fortune of becoming a world renown celebrity, an academy award winning actor, I’ve played some of the most iconic roles in television history, and I’m even known for my […]
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer. Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he’s too polite to say anything. “When I tee off, ” the singer explains, “I have […]
OK there is two black bodyguards plus Justin Bieber heading to Brooklyn for Justin’s show. The two black bodyguards get out of the car wandering around like thugs and they make there own slang up to make people scared so they say “We are thugs don’t come next to me […]
