THE HA NDJOB
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging
over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Handlob: $5.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment,
he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of
the three exceptionally attractive Yellow Haired girls
serving drinks to an eager—looking group of
men.
“Yes?” she enquires with a knowing smile, “Can
I help you?”
“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand—jobs?”
“Yes” she purrs “I am.”
The man replies “Well wash your f#cking
hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”